I Swear to God You Can’t Make This Stuff Up…

Evidently Silly Season is upon us, news-wise, at least if we’re to judge from the fact that ABC News actually cares to find out what astrologers have to say about the upcoming presidential election:

In May, seven astrologers at the United Astrology Conference in Denver predicted that Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill. would win the White House in November, citing Saturn’s opposition to Uranus on Election Day as a celestial occurrence that pits a stodgy planet against one of rebellion, resulting in transformation and social upheaval.

So McCain would be…. Uranus?

One Response to “I Swear to God You Can’t Make This Stuff Up…”

  1. kevvyd Says:

    As a species, we deserve whatever we get. (shakes head)

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