One person’s homophobia is another’s authentic demonstration of faith. You know those same followers of the invisible flying Jewish zombie are gonna love the new hate crime legislation coming as even America lurches into the modern age.
Can we lose the religion thing already? Between human rights abuses and science proving its claims wrong, one by one, the future of self-denial is looking shaky.
or What’s New in Christian Idolatry?
If anyone has any doubt about where God/Thor/Allah come from, look no further than your own imagination. This poor, recently unemployed fellow has discovered a rock wall in his back yard has magically transmorgrified itself into the Hand of God, the rights to which are currently going for $1,211.11 on Ebay. Note, you don’t get to dig it out and take it with you, you just get the “rights” to it for that after-school special that you’ve been aching to make about a wall with “hand” with five fingers and a at least two more half-“fingers”.
I can’t wait until the Virgin Mary appears in a stain on the side of my coffee-maker so I can make some this morning. Mondays are always hard.
Blevkog 