Just when you thought the GOP was in danger of becoming irrelevant…

They sponsor a bill to prevent human-animal hybrids from being created! Take that, Democrats! What side were you on when the centaurs started taking over the planet? You were sitting on your freaking hands, not preventing the superior half-humans and their eggheaded genetic masters from ending our race as we know it! You didn’t foresee the hordes of satyrs from taking over the fields, the schools of merpeople from controlling the oceans, nor the flights of avioids from filling the skies! You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Mermaids!  GAAHHH!!!!

3 Responses to Just when you thought the GOP was in danger of becoming irrelevant…

  1. Flash says:

    Wow – Doctor Moreau is going to be PISSED!

  2. dan says:

    But if they can’t mate a pitbull with Paris Hilton, where’s the next Ann Coulter supposed to come from?

  3. Doug says:

    Dan, the next Ann Coulter will come from the same sex change surgeon’s office that the last one came from.

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