Seeing as how you’re all revved up on siccing the cops on Supermarkets for the horrible crime of letting people buy groceries on a Sunday, why don’t you try enforcing some other laws, specifically Section 365 of the Criminal Code of Canada:
Every one who fraudulently
(a) pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,
(b) undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes, or
(c) pretends from his skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty science to discover where or in what manner anything that is supposed to have been stolen or lost may be found,
is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.
To begin with, you could go after these guys. Plus, I’m fairly certain both daily papers carry classified ads for fortune tellers and tarot card readers – heck, if nothing else, they both carry horoscopes! Can anyone tell me if Global TV still carries those annoying ads for Miss Cleo? As long as you’re going to talk about ‘the spirit of the law’ how about applying the law of the spirits?