Javis Roberts might just be starting to get the hint that a strip club in north end Dartmouth is not such a good idea. After losing his liquor license for 45 days yesterday, he has said that The Den Masturbatorium will open as a private club. No liquor will be served, however if (throbbing) members would like to bring their own, they are more than welcome to do so.
In his announcement today, Roberts suggested that he might re-establish the business elsewhere in HRM – perhaps Burnside, “somewhere where there ain’t no neighbours”, in his own artful words. If he ever does look back on this whole sordid affair, and there is no evidence in his past business dealings that he will do so without a court order, he will find that this is exactly what he was fucking told to do back when he opened up the Sensations Shithole Cabaret in the first place.
For the neighbours of this fine establishment and it’s even finer proprietor, this must be starting to feel like the end… finally.