It looks like the squeaky wheel is getting the grease this weekend as angry Christians deluged Home Depot with phone calls after announcing that they would be open this Friday and the following Monday, days which I believe are referred to as “Good Friday” and “Easter Monday”.
While I’m all for self-delusion in all of it’s merry aspects, it’s the reason I drink after all, I do not insist that others see the same pink elephant that I do, nor do I insist that they heed his warning that Tim Horton litter is in fact a coded message to those in the know. But now you know.
We in Canada have it relatively good compared to our susperstition-bound neighbours to the south, but sometimes that only makes incidents like these more obvious. As long as we keep that Intelligent Design bullshit out of our schools, I’m willing to cut this some slack. That is, as long as I don’t have to run out Friday and buy a saw to do it.