general silliness, politics, Stephen Baldwin, United States

The US campaign tumbles over our border…

If Barack Obama wins the US presidency, Stephen Baldwin has threatened to leave the country. Naturally, we can’t allow this, as he might end up here in peaceful and talented Canada, diluting our stores of both with his bloviating on and off screen.

Consider this a call to arms – volunteer, mobilize fund-raising, pretend he’s an economic genius in your blogs, don’t point out the disconnect between his “green” campaign and expanding oil exploration in the Arctic, continue to pretend that he’s a “maverick” polititician who will fight against the influence of lobbyists by hiring them all and thereby getting them together in one place for the final takedown (I’ve said too much), and support his call for a national nap period between dinner and Wheel of Fortune. Let’s get John McCain into office this November!

This is the cause of our generation – for God’s sake people, Stephen Baldwin must have his way and stay ensconced in his Beverly Hills Baldwinarium! The US dollar is worth shit now, so if he is driven out into the real world, he will be forced to work for a living, and you all know what that means – more Stephen Baldwin movies!

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2 thoughts on “The US campaign tumbles over our border…

  1. this could be serious – we’re talking the possibility of ‘Biodome 2’ here – although wouldn’t making more Stephen Baldwin movies count as ‘manufacturing weapons of Mass Destruction’?

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  2. No, more Stephen Baldwin movies count as “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” and psychological torture – both banned by the Geneva Convention… which means stephen Baldwin is banned by the Geneva Convention… hmmmmm, am I on to something?

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