“Greetings, citizens, this is your old friend, Captain Canuck. I’d just like to remind all of you proud Canadians to get out there and cast your vote for our cherished democracy. For those who do not, I’ll be personally sending over a pack of rabid wolverines to tape your mouth shut before they sodomize you. Remember to make the right choice – Vote for freedom, or it’s an endless ordeal of getting screwed in the ass repeatedly without the ability to complain. Now, I must be off! Away to the polling station in York Centre!”
Thank you, Captain. Well said.
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